Whoever comes up with a policy-based excuse for the MSD Minister to shove beneficiaries’ heads down a toilet on live TV will be a rich man
In the interests of better public policy, helping those less fortunate, and becoming rich men – TVHE is taking it upon ourselves to discuss the benefits of this obviously positive scheme, the “pro-active employment incentive scheme“.
Now on the face of it, public humiliation seems like a terrible thing to do to someone. However, it is important not to let moral considerations get in the way of an objective analysis of the facts – which will then allow us to weigh up the costs and benefits of the scheme more appopriately.
We have to realise that, when a scheme is put in place we can’t just look at some perceived “cost” that people who are currently beneficiaries would bear! Undeniably, people would change behaviour given the possibility of having their heads shoved down a toilet, and our modeling suggests that the change in behaviour would make people better off then they are in the situation without this credible threat.
So, in the interests of clear and transparent accounting, here are bullets of the expected benefits of this scheme:
- A significant increase in beneficiaries moving into work: This increases economic output, and increases the welfare of the individual by improving their human capital – which they are currently not taking into account when looking for work.
- An increase in labour productivity among the current workforce: Knowing that Kentucky unemployment comes with an additional cost, employees will spend less time on facebook and more time enjoying the process of creating output.
- A drop in labour force participation: If you can’t find work, leave the labour market or get dunked in a toilet – in this situation some people will leave the labour market. On the face of it this may seem like a bad thing, however we know that New Zealander’s work “too much” – if we have some people leaving the labour market altogether, this may well lower the average number of hours people are working!
- Consumption benefit to the viewing public: Even if no-one ends up getting dunked, the idea of it will excite the public, satisfying a well know urge for public spectacles.
Of course there are costs, these are:
- The direct cost of being dunked and embarrased. Our modeling suggests this is an insignificant issue.
- The cost of free-to-air TV: Having to pay TV stations is a cost, however this issue is outside the scope of the study, and merely suggests setting a price somewhere.
- The cost of the minimum wage: A minimum wage will ensure that some people who do not want to be dunked can’t find work! As a result, this cost can be removed by removing the minimum wage.
As we can see, there are 4 bullet points in favour, and 3 against – two of which are pretty much irrelevant. Compelling evidence in favour of a “pro-active employment incentive scheme” such toilet dunking and public wedgies.
Note: None of this is serious.